Stolen chocolate tastes better

Work was pretty boring yesterday, but it wasn't without its perks. I was out back in the Claims department where we keep all the stuff that people have messed up and we can't sell, and there was an entire cart full of delicious abandoned Easter candy. Chocolate bunnies with broken ears, chocolate chickens cracked down the middle and tons of 'accidentally' opened bags of chocolate eggs. So I grabbed a couple handfuls just to keep up my strength. What are they going to do? Fire me? I'm pretty sure you only have a problem when you take things you don't even want, so I'm in the clear.