"I wish I could quit you"

Another day has passed and I still haven't quit my job. I really intended to today, but I just didn't get around to it. They'll be so sad to see me go. I worked the day shift today which was good because I didn't have to attend the evening meeting which inevitably concludes with the Wal-Mart cheer. A more uninspired and degrading "cheer" I've never heard. One line that gets a particularly lackluster response is "Who's Number One?!!" (The correct answer is "The Customer!") What little enthusiasm we had fades at this point and people start leaving because although there's quite a mix of people who make up the Wal-Mart staff, the one thing we all have in common is our mutual hatred for the customers. I'm definitely going to quit tomorrow.