Baby Days

I put in another fun day at the Wal-Mart today. Just as I was getting used to wearing my fetching bright yellow and blue Wal-Mart smock, today they hand me a t-shirt promoting Wal-Mart Baby Days and strongly suggested that I wear it since I work in the infant department. The t-shirt is size extra large and I could easily make myself three t-shirts from the material it contains. Enormous, unflattering shirts seem to have become the common thread linking all my recent jobs. The purple monstrosity I was given to wear at Curves was extra large so I slit it up the side and wore it tied at the hip, slutty cowgirl style. However, I think Wal-Mart would frown on that. My life goal right now is to get a job where I can wear my own clothes. I don't think that's asking too much.